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据说符合这些标准 你就是一枚“合格”的屌丝
来源:21英语网    日期: 2014-10-31

  

   如果你没钱、没房、没爹拼,鼓足勇气跟男神女神聊天却只换来三句“干嘛”、“呵呵”、“去洗澡”,那么你离屌丝还远吗?前天,学渣学神学霸们膜拜的北京大学和赶集网联合发布了一份“屌丝病例报告”,啊不,《屌丝生存现状报告》,用大数据告诉广大没钱途也没前途的单身狗们,到底符合什么标准才算是屌丝?身为一枚合格的屌丝,都有啥症状?默默上图先——

    

   Who can be called a diaosi? The vulgar slang term, which is also known as loser in the West, normally describes those young people with dig job prospects, little money and no lovers. But a report published by Peking University Markets and Media Center and Ganji.com on China's diaosi gives the group a more comprehensive portrait.

    

  

    

   症状一:严重缺钱综合症

    

  

   穷是屌丝的第一特点,月薪不到三千,其中三分之一要孝敬父母(给好孩子点个赞),存钱和买房那都是天方夜谭。

    

   Researchers take into account of the education level, working hours and monthly salaries of more than 210,000 respondents nationwide. They found diaosis earn on average 2917.7 yuan per month, among which 1076.7 yuan is given to their parents. Under such circumstances, they can hardly save more than 100,000 yuan or buy an apartment of their own.

    

   症状二:远离父母各种漂,每天三顿饭只花39块

    

  

   北漂南漂,各种漂着的年轻人是屌丝的主力军。其中男屌丝的年龄在21-25岁,女屌丝是26-30岁。他们过着苦B的生活,无法照顾父母令他们倍感懊悔又无奈。更悲催的是每天要用不到39块钱来解决三顿饭,每个月只够住房租500元的房子~好心塞!

    

   The report states that diaosi are normally males between the age of 21 and 25 and females between the age of 26 and 30. Among them, 73.6 percent live away from their family and thus feel regret and guilty not being able to take care of their parents. Worse still, they live under budget, spending less than 39 yuan for three meals each day, and 500 yuan for accommodation.

    

   症状三:习惯性吐槽、嗜睡以及……自残

    

  

   不开心成为73.2%的屌丝的常态(每顿饭只能花10块钱能开心就怪了),其中37.8%的屌丝还受到心理疾病的困扰。要问哪家舒压最强?屌丝们选择睡觉、倾诉和喝酒。当然也有极端的会选择自残。

    

   With huge financial burden, 73.2 percent of diesis express unhappy about their life. But a more worrying sign is that 37.8 percent of them feeling ill psychologically. Their common way to deal with it is to sleep, to talk to others or to drink alcohol. A few even say they would hurt themselves to for a moment forget about the harsh reality.

    

   治疗方案:找准目标,成功逆袭

    

  

   不愿放弃治疗,想要成功逆袭,屌丝们首先就要找准目标,到底是立志成为有品位、有格调、有情趣的“三有”小资青年?还是成为知识与财产并存的精英一族?或者“每天从5万多平米的床上醒来”的土豪?哎呀,这还真是一个需要思考的问题呢~不过,选项不是重点好么?因为上面每一条“逆袭”之路都需要付出异于常人的努力和超乎想象的坚持!

    

   马上学:英文中,“小资青年”可以用petty bourgeoisie来表达,“精英”就是elite,而“土豪”这个在中国土生土长的词除了可以直接音译为tuhao外,还可以意译叫new rich或nouveau riche。

    

   治愈病例:刚刚在美国上市的阿里巴巴“掌舵人”马云

    

  

   两次高考落榜,以6万块钱创业的他,如今已带领阿里巴巴在美国上市,创下美国市场最大规模IPO纪录,所以屌丝们也不必自怨自艾,只要努力奋斗,终有一天,人生赢家说的就是你~

    

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